Mike & Liza's Marriage Ref: Condiment Crook



Dear Mike & Liza,
My wife takes Splenda pack­ets from restau­rants.  She’s always done this.  In fact, I think her mother did it before her.  It’s always irked me a lit­tle bit, but I decided not to make a big deal about it.  Then she started tak­ing all the jelly things and drop­ping them in her purse.  And last week, we went to a restau­rant that had tiny bot­tles of ketchup on the table.  She said “It’s so cute” and took it.  The wait­ress actu­ally brought us another one because she thought she had forgotten.
My wife says restau­rants expect this.  I say it’s stealing.
You make the call.
Richard, Idaho Falls


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