Mike & Liza's Marriage Ref: Major Award Or Eyesore

Dear Mike & Liza,

My husband recently won a prize in a contest, a lamp shaped like a woman’s leg wearing a fishnet stocking.  To make matters worse, he has chosen to display it in our front window.  I’m shocked and embarrassed, I think it’s gaudy and totally inappropriate.  Our son Ralphie keeps staring at the soft glow of electric sex gleaming in the window.

I’m tempted to accidentally break it while watering a plant.  What do you think?

Mrs. Parker  Hohman, Indiana


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