Dear Mike & Liza,
My husband recently won a prize in a contest, a lamp shaped like a woman’s leg wearing a fishnet stocking. To make matters worse, he has chosen to display it in our front window. I’m shocked and embarrassed, I think it’s gaudy and totally inappropriate. Our son Ralphie keeps staring at the soft glow of electric sex gleaming in the window.
I’m tempted to accidentally break it while watering a plant. What do you think?
Mrs. Parker Hohman, Indiana