Dear Mike & Liza,
My wife goes overboard on Halloween. She decorates the yard. She decorates the house. I mean, she even has special Halloween dishes. It’s too much! A few years ago she agreed to stop buying new Halloween themed things, but I swear, I see new stuff each year. She says I wouldn’t mind if she were this crazy for Valentine’s Day or Christmas and she’s right. I mean, Halloween is so silly. Why is she making all this effort for a kids holiday?