Mike & Liza's Marriage Ref: Too Sexy For Spouse

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Dear Mike & Liza,

It’s Halloween, and you know what that means – my wife is going to dress like a tramp.  Why are all the Halloween costumes “Sexy?”  Sexy cop – sexy maid – sexy superhero.  My wife is beautiful and funny and talented.  And most of all, she’s modest.  But at Halloween, she chooses a costume that is far too revealing, inappropriate, and downright embarrassing.  I chose a couples costume (Salt & Pepper shakers) and she flatly refused.  She went with sexy policewoman and says if I want to make it a couples costume I can dress like a convict.  I’m saying if she goes out in public in this outfit, she might ACTUALLY get arrested.
What do you think?
Peter, Idaho Falls


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