Mike & Liza's Marriage Ref: Too Sexy For Spouse

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Dear Mike & Liza,

It’s Hal­loween, and you know what that means — my wife is going to dress like a tramp.  Why are all the Hal­loween cos­tumes “Sexy?”  Sexy cop — sexy maid — sexy super­hero.  My wife is beau­ti­ful and funny and tal­ented.  And most of all, she’s mod­est.  But at Hal­loween, she chooses a cos­tume that is far too reveal­ing, inap­pro­pri­ate, and down­right embar­rass­ing.  I chose a cou­ples cos­tume (Salt & Pep­per shak­ers) and she flatly refused.  She went with sexy police­woman and says if I want to make it a cou­ples cos­tume I can dress like a con­vict.  I’m say­ing if she goes out in pub­lic in this out­fit, she might ACTUALLY get arrested.
What do you think?
Peter, Idaho Falls


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