Tags archives: dear-mike

 

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Mike & Liza's Marriage Ref: Little Kids On Leashes

  Dear Mike & Liza, The other day my wife came home with a leash for our 3 year old.  It kind of looks like a mon­key back­pack, but it is a leash.  I told her no way.  We are not tak­ing our kid out in pub­lic wear­ing a leash like a dog.  She says […]

 

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Mike & Liza's Marriage Ref: Tussle Over Toothpaste

Dear Mike & Liza, My wife bought a new kind of tooth­paste and I hate it.  I want to throw it away and go back to our old brand.  She says we have to wait until this kind is gone.  Do you know how long it’s going to take us to get through a whole tube […]

 

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Mike & Liza's Marriage Ref: The Lone Rearranger

  Dear Mike & Liza, My wife is con­stantly rear­rang­ing the fur­ni­ture.  She moves the liv­ing room around about once a month.  It dri­ves me crazy.  My mother never rearranged the fur­ni­ture.  The couch is still in the same spot it always was.  I told my wife I don’t like that she’s always mov­ing things around.  She says […]

 

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Mike & Liza's Marriage Ref: Here We Go Again

Dear Mike & Liza, My hus­band wants to go on the DASH diet. Last year it was Paleo. The year before that it was Atkins. And on and on and on. Every Jan­u­ary it’s the same. He gets all the books, never reads them, changes every­thing he eats for a few weeks and then quits. […]

 

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Mike & Liza's Marriage Ref: Company Christmas Party Pooper

  Dear Mike & Liza, Do I have to go to my wife’s com­pany Christ­mas party? Please say “No.“ Chris, Idaho Falls

 

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Mike & Liza's Marriage Ref: A Bone To Pick With Dinner

  Dear Mike & Liza, My hus­band and I have been mar­ried 3 years.  His fam­ily lives in town and every year we go to their house for Thanks­giv­ing.  He grew up in a fam­ily that doesn’t like turkey, so his mother always makes a ham for din­ner.  Now the fam­ily includes 2 daughters-in-law and 2 […]

 

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Mike & Liza's Marriage Ref: Let There Be Christmas Light

    It’s a Mar­riage Ref first — both par­ties wrote to us and agreed to accept your call as the new rule in their home.  We can’t wait to find out what you decide.   Dear Mike & Liza, It’s time for our annual Christ­mas Light Fight.  This year my hus­band and I agreed that […]

 

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Mike & Liza's Marriage Ref: Too Sexy For Spouse

  Dear Mike & Liza, It’s Hal­loween, and you know what that means — my wife is going to dress like a tramp.  Why are all the Hal­loween cos­tumes “Sexy?”  Sexy cop — sexy maid — sexy super­hero.  My wife is beau­ti­ful and funny and tal­ented.  And most of all, she’s mod­est.  But at Hal­loween, she […]

 

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Mike & Liza's Marriage Ref: No Halloween For Hubs

  Dear Mike & Liza, Our boys are 12 and 10 and are very excited about going trick or treat­ing in their Duck Dynasty cos­tumes this year. My hus­band is ALSO very excited. He wants to be another one of the Duck Dynasty guys (I have no idea which one) and go out with the […]

 

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Mike & Liza's Marriage Ref: Gift Guilt

Dear Mike & Liza, My hus­band won’t stop buy­ing me presents. He doesn’t wait until spe­cial occa­sions. He brings home presents at least once a week. Some­times it’s per­fume. Some­times it’s clothes. The lat­est is a pasta maker. When it’s my birth­day or Christ­mas, it never feels like a spe­cial occa­sion. I feel guilty that […]