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I Want To Eat Your Baby

“I want to eat your baby.”  Why do women say that? It starts with “He’s so cute.” This leads to “He’s adorable,” which levels up to “What a little munchkin!” By now, we’re on our way to “I just want to squeeze those chubby little cheeks,” which begets “Look at this LITTLE MAN!” And that […]



What Would Your Man Eat

Can your man feed himself? Liza came home to find her husband and son staring at the kitchen. “Oh thank goodness you’re home. We’re starving!” Would men eat if women weren’t around to feed them, and if so, what would they eat?