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I Want To Eat Your Baby

I want to eat your baby.”  Why do women say that? It starts with “He’s so cute.” This leads to “He’s adorable,” which lev­els up to “What a lit­tle munchkin!” By now, we’re on our way to “I just want to squeeze those chubby lit­tle cheeks,” which begets “Look at this LITTLE MAN!” And that much […]



What Would Your Man Eat

Can your man feed him­self? Liza came home to find her hus­band and son star­ing at the kitchen. “Oh thank good­ness you’re home. We’re starv­ing!” Would men eat if women weren’t around to feed them, and if so, what would they eat?