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What Funny Thing Did Your Kid Say

What funny thing did your kid say?  Here are a cou­ple good ones to get you started.

JACK (age 3) was watch­ing his Mom breast-feeding his new baby sis­ter.
After a while he asked: ‘Mom why have you got two? Is one for hot and
one for cold milk?’

MELANIE (age 5) asked her Granny how old she was. Granny replied she
was so old she didn’t remem­ber any more. Melanie said, ‘If you don’t
remem­ber you must look in the back of your panties. Mine say five to
six.’

BRITTANY (age 4) had an ear ache and wanted a pain killer.. She tried
in vain to take the lid off the bot­tle. See­ing her frus­tra­tion, her
Mom explained it was a child-proof cap and she’d have to open it for
her. Eyes wide with won­der, the lit­tle girl asked: ‘How does it know
it’s me?’

SUSAN (age 4) was drink­ing juice when she got the hic­cups. ‘Please
don’t give me this juice again,’ she said, ‘It makes my teeth cough.’

DJ (age 4) stepped onto the bath­room scale and asked: ‘How much do I
cost?’

CLINTON (age 5) was in his bed­room look­ing wor­ried When his Mom asked
what was trou­bling him, he replied, ‘I don’t know what’ll hap­pen with
this bed when I get mar­ried. How will my wife fit in it?’

MARC (age 4) was engrossed in a young cou­ple that were hug­ging and
kiss­ing in a restau­rant. With­out tak­ing his eyes off them, he asked
his dad: ‘Why is he whis­per­ing in her mouth?’

TAMMY (age 4) was with her mother when they met an elderly, rather
wrin­kled woman her Mom knew. Tammy looked at her for a while and then
asked, ‘Why doesn’t your skin fit your face?’

JAMES (age 4) was lis­ten­ing to a Bible story. His dad read: ‘The man
named Lot was warned to take his wife and flee out of the city but his
wife looked back and was turned to salt.’ Con­cerned, James asked:
‘What hap­pened to the flea?’

 

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